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Continue reading →: Celebri-tastic!
My dear friend and wonderfully successful multi-media darling and Dream Lord (that’s the new title I’ve bestowed upon her by virtue of my standing in the Affiliation of Gilead) Lauri Loewenberg suggested that I do a fake celebrity gossip blog. Before I launched such an endeavor, I thought I’d try…
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Continue reading →: Video Breakdown – Belly, Slow Dog
Hey, gang! Kind of an experiment here, and we’ll hafta see if it turns into a regular feature. What we’re gonna do is watch this video together and see how it performs. See, the 1990’s were a magical time. The Alternative revolution had thrown wide the doors of musical variety,…
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Continue reading →: Clutter.Many years ago, my brother and I used to “jam” in my mom’s basement. I’d riff some Barre chord punk riffs on my reverse-headstock Aria Pro II, my brother would pluck away on his Fender bass. We weren’t any good, of course, but that didn’t matter. It was therapeutic. Now…
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Continue reading →: Discotron and On, Mon!
I’m in a silly mood. And when I’m in a silly mood, you get a silly blog. Recently my kids have been on a TRON kick. Specifically, they’ve been on a TRON: Legacy kick, watching it every day. EVERY. DAY. They’ve made Identity Discs out of paper plates and Frisbees,…
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Continue reading →: Beatin’ Them Wintertime Blues.
Look, I don’t just like wintertime: I LOVE it. I really do. The brisk air, the clothes that cover my fat, the snow…it’s all really awesome. It is. But here’s the thing: for the last nine years I’ve lived in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, and our winters can be trying. I…
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Continue reading →: SHARKS!!
If you know me, if you really know me, you know that I love sharks. It’s not quite an obsession, but it might be an addiction. I mean, I L-O-V-E those “Men in Grey Suits” as they call ’em in Oz. (And by “Oz” I mean “Australia.” Or “Straya” as…
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Continue reading →: Rhyme Time!
Okay, so this is kinda stupid, but I thought I’d share it anyway. My Sweet Baby and I use text-messaging a lot. A whole lot. People that have never grasped the benefits of texting have never been at a car lot doing a radio station remote for three hours. See,…
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Continue reading →: That One Guy: The Tarantino Edition
Well, over the holiday break, I got to see “Django Unchained.” It was glorious. Seriously, what a great film. I’m not here to worship at the altar of Quentin. I do love the majority of his films, but let’s be honest; they’re not all home-runs. Sometimes he barely gets on…
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Continue reading →: Show Prep!
Hey, gang! Just a quick li’l blog today to give some shout-outs to five of the most useful websites on the Interwebs. Specifically useful for my particular line of work, which is that of radio asshole and dick-joke teller at the legendary 98.9 the Bear in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Contrary to…
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Continue reading →: Point Break Breakdown
Yeah, I did it. Pulled out my worn DVD copy of Point Break. Watched it. It was awesome. It is always awesome. My wife? She don’t think it’s so awesome. In fact, she says “Why you wanna watch that thang agin fer da ate-hunnert time, foo?” (It’s true. My wife…




