Life has gotten crazy. With the interwebs and all the fake news and whatnot, it’s hard to know WHAT to believe anymore. So I assembled these little-known Fun Facts for your enjoyment They are, without a doubt, 100% made-up and fake, straight outta my twisted little noggin’. But feel free to share them as if […]
Everything. I did everything last summer. Want to know why I haven’t touched this blog in forever? Because I was doing everything. Let’s rewind a bit. I began the summer chugging along professionally in a pretty sweet gig as copywriter/digital content specialist for Asher Agency. To sum that position up: I would come up with […]
Onward and upward.
It’s been a wonderfully exciting week or so. A direct message from Dewar’s on Twitter. Strange clues and exotic tomes containing single-malt whiskies. And in the dizzying array of items and splendid, gorgeous packaging and presentation, I ALMOST FORGOT TO REVIEW THE DAMNED THINGS! I mean, I tasted them…but I kept putting off really publishing my findings. Today, I rectify that oversight.
You’ll notice some changes to the ol’ site, and you’ll probably notice more going forward. For starters, a new theme and a new layout. This theme (one of WordPress’s many free layouts) is sort of a throwback to the original blog design, but with some stylistic nods to my most recent effort. Considering this is […]
Now and then the random crazy thoughts and notions in my head must be purged, so here we go again. A little housekeeping.
So, here it is. 4:39PM on Friday, January 16th. I’m at my desk. I’ve done all I can really do today. This week. For now. “And what is it that you do, exactly?” you ask. Ostensibly, I’m a copywriter. So that means I’m tasked with providing the written words for any number of different advertising […]
My blog entries have become rather scarce of late. Yeah, sorry about that. Things like work and children and a thousand-dollar-a-day coke habit tend to wreak havoc on my writing schedule. The other main distraction has been, well…writing. Quick backstory: I’m a failed screenwriter. Okay, that’s harsh. I guess I could say that I’m a […]
**Cracks knuckles. Sips Scotch. Exhales. Turns to keyboard.** Here…we…GO! Into part two. Moar questions answered! (And thanks for liking my Facebook page. Seriously, it means a lot. If you haven’t yet, feel free to visit it on the right-hand margin over there. I’ll wait. Got it? Good!) Leslie asks […]
Oh, this year has been awesome so far, hasn’t it? Man…things are happening, wheels are in motion, and ol’ Uncle Turner needs a break already. (It sucks being old, kids.) That’s why I decided to turn the tough part of blogging (inspiration!) over to you. Over at my Facebook page, I asked you to ask […]