Holy crap…how long has it been? Last few weeks have been cray-cray! (I do so love that expression. By my next blog it’ll be so over I’ll wish for “Waaazzzzzuuuup!” to make a return. Or perhaps “Yeah, baby!”)
So lets just catch up and I’ll lay some knowledge on you. For example, later this month will be the “official” one-year anniversary of this place being open for business. I don’t really think we got going until August, but since my first post here was a re-blog of one of my Facebook notes…yeah. (Speaking of Facebook, how ’bout when some of us thought Google+ was gonna run roughshod over Zuckerberg? Also, what the fuck is “roughshod”?) But the point is, thanks for reading (and following and sharing!) because as I sit here and review stats I’ve had close to 43,000 views since then. Sure, a good 1/3 of those are from people reading my Big Bang Theory rant (actually, only 7,148 views on that one, but still…)
But enough about me! My delusions of grandeur are well-documented. It’s time to see what draws some of you miscreants to this sordid chunk of the interwebs. Here are todays’ top search criteria, or rather the searches that led folks here…
paul watson is a douchebag
selina kyle porn
shakespeare in love kiss
dinosaur meme workout
carrot top before and after
hulk vs the incredible hulk movie
i fucking love cocaine
Who exactly is Paul Watson? I mean, we might be related! (Actually, I think it’s in reference to the Canadian environmental activist who fights against things like shark finning, which some of you know I absolutely detest. If he’s a douchebag for trying to stop a ship from engaging in that horrible practice, then the Canadian connotation of “douchebag” must really mean “epic hero with balls of solid vibranium.”)
Also, what exactly would happen if the Hulk actually fought the movie “The Incredible Hulk?” I mean, on a metaphysical level it would be interesting. Like, if he stood outside the theater protesting with a big sign that read “HULK THINK TOO MUCH PATHOS!! GRRAAAAAAGHHH!! STILL BETTER THAN ANG LEE MOVIE!! HULK NOT PAY FOURTEEN DOLLARS FOR LARGE POPCORN COMBO!!” I would show up and cheer him on. If, however, he literally fought the cast, crew, writer, director, producer, and food service people…whoa, that could get ugly. I love Edward Norton, but pound-for-pound I’m going with the Other Guy.
And I believe that P-90X is on the way out. So is that “Insanity” thing. Yep. They’re the new Tae-Bo and soon health-conscience men and women will be engaging in the new hotness: The Dinosaur Meme Workout. It’s great, only takes fifteen minutes of Reddit a day, and leaves you with a lean, sexy core! Why, even Carrot Top is using it! remember when he was a skinny redheaded Wendy’s rip-off? Well, feast your eyes!
Thanks for reading, though. Writing feels good. Having someone read it is better.