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Continue reading →: Random Pancake Tampons!!
Okay, full disclosure: there are no pancakes OR tampons in this week’s missive. Sorry for misleading you. I just thought of the word “random” and then the first two words into my head were pancakes and tampons, so there you go. Speaks volumes about the state of my mental well-being,…
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Continue reading →: Super Questions…
Well, it’s been a good week and kind of a “meh” week. On one hand, Reddit hates me because I trashed “Big Bang Theory.” It’s okay: that’s what Reddit does, and I’m cool with that. At the other end of the spectrum, one of my Tweets made Tosh.0 the other night. Score. …
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Continue reading →: Geek Rant: Big Bang Theory Isn’t Funny.
Okay, goddammit…I can’t take it anymore. It’s come to this. Listen to me carefully, people. Listen with your ears, and hear me with your soul. The television show “Big Bang Theory” is bad. Really bad. Like, terrible. And every time I bring that up to someone, they look as if…
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Continue reading →: Ah, These Kids Today…Part 2 (Electric Boogaloo)
So, yeah. I have a couple of boys. Simon is six, Rhys is almost three. Good kids. Spoiled rotten, but hey, that’s the fault of me and the missus. Do I want to beat ’em sometimes? Sure. People without kids always say “That’s HORRIBLE!! How can you even JOKE about…
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Continue reading →: Ah, These Kids Today…Part One.
This past Labor Day I had the good fortune (and bad foresight) to take my kids to possibly the worst amusement park ever. And by “amusement park” I mean Glenbrook Square Mall. I don’t mean to malign the mall itself; in fact, it’s just dandy. You can get Auntie Whatchamacallit…
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Continue reading →: NSFW
See, here’s the thing about this blog. Because of what I do for a living (at 98.9 the Bear) I have to watch what I say. On the air, anyway. Add to that the fact that I have two kids, ages six and almost-three, and most of my day is…
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Continue reading →: White people.
So, yesterday I’m walking to the fridge to get the chilled Heath bar that my Sweet Baby got me and stowed in there for a delicious post-lunch treat. Before I open the door, my Sweet Baby calls out “It’s not in there. It’s gone.” Damn it, she was right. Gone. …
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Continue reading →: I been thinkin’…
Before you start, yes, I know that the title is grammatically incorrect. I’m trying to sound like a man of the people, you see. Don’t wanna come acrost (see what I did there?) as some high-falutin’ college boy. Anyway, I had some more random thoughts. They’re not grouped by category,…
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Continue reading →: Thoughts From the Kitchen…
So I was in the kitchen the other day. A bunch of stuff ran through my head. These are some of those thoughts, pretty much as they occurred to me. I never know how much plastic wrap I have left. It’s so thin! And clear! And there are some things…
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Continue reading →: 25 Untrue Things About Me
I’m new to WordPress. But as I fully expect to have BAJILLIONS of readers, I thought it best to give you a peek into what makes the ol’ T-Dawg tick (please feel free to address me as “T-Dawg.”) Full disclosure: I originally did this on Facebook (remember Facebook? Ah, those…
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Who the hell is Turner Watson?
I’m a former radio hack, current creative director, aspiring author. Dad, husband, hockey coach, and all-around cheerful, positive, nihilist. “Is there a theme to your blog?” Nope. Not at all. But I still hope you find something that appeals to you. Cheers!
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