I’ve got some mixed feelings about the ol’ blog this week. On one hand, I feel like I’ve been neglecting it something fierce. And I have. Not by choice, of course; it’s just that my work schedule and the kids’ summer schedules put a bit of damper on the creative tomfoolery. (The written variety, anyhoo.)
On the other hand, I’m always pleasantly surprised to see how many people check out this site on a regular basis. Sure, it’s more of a trickle than a flood, but even twenty-plus a day makes me happy, especially if it’s been a week or more since my last entry. That’s cool. That says to me that the blog itself has a life of its own, and I am more of a caretaker or custodian. Sites like Reddit and Facebook help drive traffic to this fetid little internet swamp. And, of course, the search engines.

Always a hit, the search engine terms. Creatively bankrupt? Got some writer’s block? Check out the search engine terms. Money in the bank, folks.
Keep in mind this is just from the previous week. But you still see patterns develop. Specifically, bulge patterns. Old man bulge patterns.
Also, I see that our old friend Yar Yar is back again, despite the fact that THERE’S NO SUCH CHARACTER!!! And I don’t know how many other sites exist in cyberspace that feature “Event Horizon Humor” but I’ll bet they’re all hilarious!

“And then…and then…HOO, BOY! Okay. And then she says ‘I’ll keep an EYE out for you!’ BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!”
And what visit to the search conditions page would it be without some Big Bang Theory love, or as at least one searcher phrased it, the “Big Fag THeory.” Dude. I hate the show, you know that. But if THAT’S your best “insult” then I suggest maybe you watch a little less TV in general. Spend more time on, oh, I dunno…the internet. And check back next week, because SUPER HERO MOVIES!!
Or maybe I’ll invite Mary Stuart Masterson to come by and “Wax Tuner Watson” if you know what I mean. And I think you do. If not, just Google it.
Peace,
T.