Onward and upward.
I’m a cat person. That is, I prefer cats to dogs. Don’t get me wrong, dogs are swell; they just ain’t my cuppa tea. Friends’ dogs? Hey, they’re A-OK. Any pooch I can play ball with or run up and down the beach beside for a few hours is cool in my book….as long as I […]
Quick backstory on this thing. I live in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, and we’ve had one of the worst winters ever. No, seriously. Record amount of snowfall, record low temperatures. Hell, one week the average temperature here was lower than either of the poles and all of Canada. Absolutely true. But then…suddenly…spring! 50 degrees! Sunshine! Melting […]
**Cracks knuckles. Sips Scotch. Exhales. Turns to keyboard.** Here…we…GO! Into part two. Moar questions answered! (And thanks for liking my Facebook page. Seriously, it means a lot. If you haven’t yet, feel free to visit it on the right-hand margin over there. I’ll wait. Got it? Good!) Leslie asks […]
Oh, this year has been awesome so far, hasn’t it? Man…things are happening, wheels are in motion, and ol’ Uncle Turner needs a break already. (It sucks being old, kids.) That’s why I decided to turn the tough part of blogging (inspiration!) over to you. Over at my Facebook page, I asked you to ask […]
Okay, full disclosure: there are no pancakes OR tampons in this week’s missive. Sorry for misleading you. I just thought of the word “random” and then the first two words into my head were pancakes and tampons, so there you go. Speaks volumes about the state of my mental well-being, eh what? Forgive me, it’s been […]