For My Next Trick…

My blog entries have become rather scarce of late.  Yeah, sorry about that.  Things like work and children and a thousand-dollar-a-day coke habit tend to wreak havoc on my writing schedule.  The other main distraction has been, well…writing. Quick backstory: I’m a failed screenwriter.  Okay, that’s harsh.  I guess I could say that I’m a […]

Hollywood Scuttlebeat!

I’m running out of clever names for these fake celebrity news blogs, so sorry for the lame header.  But goddammit, these are so much fun.  Let’s dive right in to the fake movie stuff… Royal Reboot for Kiwi! The non-stop runaway success story that is New Zealand’s wunderkind Lorde doesn’t show any signs of slowing […]